Rise above your insecurities to enjoy sex again, this Easter!
Jesus died so we can be saved! Hallelujah. Save yourself from every insecurity and start enjoying sex again. Easter is all about forgiveness. Forgive yourself and those around you and see how orgasms come easy.
Jesus died, so you don't have to feel bad about the size of your breasts or stomach. As he prepares to rise from the dead, Jesus knows that you are harbouring fallen angels on your chest, and he says, "if cowgirl is your thing, get on top of him and flap away my child."
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Jesus knows you have a big stomach, and he doesn't want you to continue having sex in full combat like a soldier in a war.
Let the tyres be and enjoy every bit of that man. The more you think about the parts of you that are not perfect, the less you will enjoy the sex.
If ever, as a man, you meet a woman who doesn't want to remove her bra, know that there is something about her breasts she is not comfortable with. Learn to be kind and take care of those fallen paw paws. Jesus will reward you. Kind men have a special place in heaven.
As Jesus prepares to rise from the dead tomorrow, know that the size of your balls doesn't matter. You can't forego being blown forever because your balls are bigger than the real machine gun.
It is not your battle. Let her get down on you, and she will figure out how to play with those bells. She will find a way just like Jesus has always found a way for you.
Those injection holes (cellulite) are not your problem. You fear exploring certain sex styles because you have holes on your behind? Are you crazy?
Jesus wept so that we can smile. Go for that reverse cowgirl. If he is as crazy as I think he should be, he will even insert a finger into one of the holes.
Instead of wondering if the size of the machine gun you have is enough, focus on learning how to use it. No matter the size, skill will always deliver results.
Jesus is a man of results. It doesn't matter whether you have the maximum inches. What matters is if you make her cum. Heaven is the goal.
Focus on the things that matter during the game. Bring your A-game, and those fallen angels will be all he can think about when you are apart. Only a coward will make you feel bad about how you look physically.
Every part of your partner is unique. Smooch every curve. Kiss every insecurity, and eventually, you will have the best sex of your life.
Till next time, thank you Jesus!
