• STORIES WRITTEN BY: ERNEST BAZANYE

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    UGANDA AT 59: After the British left, we colonised ourselves

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    Pastor Ssempa sues Father Lokodo, does not want to leave porn committee

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    Fake American accent tries to make a return

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    Opinion: Police is campaigning for Bobi, just like they did for Besigye

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    Opinion: The new curriculum needs to keep lousy Ugandans off social media

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    Juma Seiko's shooting proves Bizeemu

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    Here is what's next after you graduate from a Ugandan university

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    My brief life as a Kenyan in Moi's Nairobi

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    But why is Trump trying to stop Ugandans from producing babies in USA?

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    This is why Ugandans refused to pay the OTT tax

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    This is how Makerere could have solved the graduation gowns mess

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    Why are Kenyans trying to join the UPDF?

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    Uganda shoots itself in the foot with musician Chaka Chaka deportation

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    Hold onto that bottle!

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    How to get rid of traffic jam in Kampala before 2020

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    Musicians who deserve to be in the new Museveni 2021 cabinet

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    Humour: But why didn't that crocodile turn up at Bobi Wine's Busabala beach?

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    Humour: We may not make toothpicks but we are building buses, phones, cars

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    Why Besigye did not take part in the anti-corruption walk

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    As ghetto youth nearly beat up Kusasira for not giving them money, this week!

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    Here are the things the phone made in Uganda must have if it is to succeed

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    Boda boda woes get worse as women robbers take them on, a whole bridge is eaten

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    Voting for my favourite corrupt politician

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    Riots in Kampala, power cuts, and MPs sitting for senior six exams

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    How to have a better MAK riot next time

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    There are Ugandans who don't want their kids immunised, for real

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    Why are Ugandans abandoning use of condoms?

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    How to deal with rains in the city

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    Opinion: Government should hire Sheikh Muzaata to shut up Bobi Wine

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    Uganda at 57: Uglish is Uganda's true independence contribution

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    Opinion: What People Power should replace red berets with

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    Opinion: "We told you not to wear red berets"

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    How to improve the National Alcohol Policy

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    Mwenda and Bazanye no longer presidential advisors

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    Kale Kayihura: Who needs America anyway?

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    Opinion: Kadaga says don't sleep with those delegates

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    Xenophobia isn't South Africans killing Us, it's Us Killing Ourselves

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    Opinion: When you should take a student loan

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    Opinion: Government officials should not fly with us

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    Opinion: The value of patriotic negativity

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    Opinion: Why I'm prouder of our taxis than Uganda Airlines

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    Opinion: What next for Evelyn Anite? We suggest witness protection

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    Opinion: Why The Government Should Hack and Spy on Bobi Wine

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    Opinion: Why Makerere student Ssuubi doesn't need a new suitcase

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    Opinion: If Stella Nyanzi is crazy, why are we sane?

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    Opinion: What could a President Bobi Wine cabinet look like?

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    Opinion: Why are so many youth rushing to join LDU?

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    Hanging With The Morning Zoo

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    How Fresh Daddy wrote Mazike and became as famous as his son Fresh Kid

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    The Uganda Cranes sit-down strike in Afcon was the highest display of patriotism

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    Falamentarians challenge speaker's gag order not to speak to president directly

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    SATIRE: What we should do to revive UTL

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    House of Falament: Beti Kamya party finally makes a move, by firing her

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    House of FALAMENT discuss how to use national budget to enrich themselves

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    Sleepy falamentarians on the dire state of the nation address

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    House of Falament: Falamentarians not amused to suffer delayed salaries like civil servants

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    House of Falament: Members delighted with Muntu's ANT, anticipate more money perks

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    House of Falament: Members protest against proposed ban on alcohol sachets, OTT

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    House of Falament: Speaker returns to restore order among disorganised members

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    Members of Falament vote between building regional airports and increasing their allowances

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    NEW COLUMN: Falamentarians suggest age limits for Besigye and opposition politicians running for presidency

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    NEW COLUMN: Falamentarians consider endorsing sole candidate to stand for president

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    NEW COLUMN: Falamentarians shocked by the abundance of forged documents in Uganda

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    NEW COLUMN: House of Falament members believe Uganda Airlines can be a flying success

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    NEW COLUMN: House of Falament members caught misusing their iPads

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    NEW COLUMN: House of Falament members fail to stay awake after "ballistic" Kyankwanzi retreat

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    NEW COLUMN: House of Falament discusses fiscal policies

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