Bazanye's Quick Shots

Following a traffic dispute this weekend, Lt. Col. Juma Seiko shot and injured three civilians: pew pew pew, like that mbu. This incident comes after so many other cases of...

Youth from Makerere University’s last graduation class staged a slightly amusing, somewhat thought-provoking and thoroughly useless demonstration exercise this week. They stood at traffic spots in their grad gowns holding...

Vipi banange. Let me tell you a story. For the first half of my life I, the one you know as Bazanye Sempebwa, was a Kenyan.  Don’t panic. This is...

Someone told Trump about our cunning trick, our kakodyo where we go to America while pregnant and give birth there so that our children can be American citizens. Some of...

OTT is going, according to the rumours around in the bufunda, -- you know, the place we go for lugambo that is not subject to tax. Mbu due to collections...

Makerere University does not have a school uniform requirement until the very last moment, when each student has to be draped in a gaudy black poncho and an upside down...

The UPDF was recruiting in Kapchorwa recently when they discovered that some of the aspirants for positions in the army were Kenyans and not Ugandans. The recruiters, aghast and appalled,...

Line them up and let’s take these shots. This week, the digit used to denote the date changed. As it does every single day. And we got all excited and...

But you people, why are we still throwing bottles at musicians? That is so barbaric. I hope they were empty. If you threw a bottle, as some of you reportedly...

The Christmas to New Year's week is a great time to be in Kampala. The Urban rural migration has emptied the streets and the few of us who remain in...