That big booty will win you a "Kawundo" or iPhone...if you know how to use it

Something will have to kill a man. Men have been knocked, slapped, and some left single because they turned around to look at how big someone's booty is.

Women with big booty will be the death of some men. Every time they see someone with big nyash, all they want to do is drop everything they are doing to just get inside this woman.

Women have gone through all types of pain to have a booty. They have paid a lot of money to have the kind of booty they think men will turn heads for. It is sad but true.

So, how come most bootylicious' women are single or struggling to keep relationships? How come the beautiful ones have been left for the no so beautiful?

Let me break it down for you sexually. No matter how big a booty is, if it can't shake, it is useless to a man. No matter how pretty your face is, if your waist can't wiggle, it is useless to the end user.

What use is that big booty when it doesn't deliver results at the end of the day? Why do you put on that right dress when you know it is all empty promises of booty? People run after booty only to find no skill.

Someone chases you for days and even years, and all you have to offer is a pretty smile and a good body. Why? What happened to learning something about sec styles and how to deliver them? What happened to good sex?

Why are you running when all he has done is spank that big booty? Murife don't run. Big booty deserves a little spank. It is not just an armrest during the act.

And when she is okay with spanking, the aim is not to leave a scar or take the violence in you all out on her. No. Sexual spanking is a little pain and more pleasure. Don't hurt her.

Use that pretty face to get you hard. Look into her big round eyes and tell her exactly what you feel inside her. Describe it to the very last detail. Nothing is sexier than a man who tells their woman how they make him feel.

Men moan too, but if all you bring to the table is a big booty with no skill, you will have a man that hisses through it all. If you are delivering good sex, there is no way he won't talk to you.

When he turns you around for doggy, make use of that booty. Make him watch the art piece that God has gifted you with at work. Wiggle on his machine gun and make him wish for nothing else.

With all that booty, make sure you are tight. That booty won't mean a thing if it moves around with a basin. A man must feel those walls hug his machine gun right. That is the definition of pleasure.

A man should struggle to swim while inside you. Be wet and tight that he has no idea how to move about. Any size of a machine gun should be able to feel your walls. Kegel, your way to that.

Booty looks amazing on the streets under clothes, but all men want is to see it at work. You are not going to the bedroom to walk and shake it. You are going there to perform. Use that booty to make someone's son happy. Make this world a better place.

Women with tiny booties will always have your man because they have been able to deliver on skill. They will outperform you with how swiftly they move on that machine gun.

It doesn't matter how good you twerk on the dance floor. If you can't twerk while sitting on it, you have nothing to tell the world. That body and pretty face should be able to give us better men.

While you focus on butt lifters and waist trainers, invest a little more in learning how to be flexible enough so that he can fold you like dirty jeans while he swims in that wet tight choockie.

Till next time, booty and skill make the world go round.