Happy Independence Day to all those who believe that it is not just sex, but an art. To those who believe that sex is not something that needs a timetable.
To the men and women that have left a mark in the sheets, thank you and happy Independence. Happy Independence to us that know that once somebody offers us their body, we must it treat right and make sure we take it to heaven and back.
Happy Independence to the women that have chosen to just lay a man because their body said yes, and not because of expectations that would come with it.
Happy Independence to the side dishes that know that that man will never be theirs.
Those that understand that he will never leave his wife for them. And to those that respect that main dish, happy Independence darlings.
To women who give it their all in the bedroom; those that have mastered the art of wiggling the waist, those that say exactly how they feel during the act, those that take their throne on top and ride him to heaven, you are the real MVPs this Independence Day.
To the women that smell good, take care of every bit of their body, those that are so wet that they make men believe that they deserve good slippery floors, happy Independence Day.
To the women that squirt, thank you for making the men believe that there is God. To the women that know that the teeth have nothing to do with the blows, thank you for representing.
Those that don’t just lay back but take part in the act, well done. And now to you, the men, thank you for being hard even when you are thinking about your next hustle.
Happy Independence to the men that smell good for us.
Those that know that hygiene is not just for the women, thank you. To the men that treat our bodies like temples.
Those that tell us to lay back and enjoy every lick, whisper, and pump, happy Independence from Miss D.
Take this day and make another human happy in the sheets. Happy Independence!
MISS D is a sex counsellor and therapist