Ladies, that innocent looking male friend will eventually 'eat you'

MISS D

I know women who have vowed that there is nothing between them and some men. They have sworn on their lives that this particular man is just a best friend.

Women always come up with lines like "I can't deal with female drama. Women are too much work. Most of my friends are male."

I am sure most men have met a woman who vows that that male friend is nothing but a best friend and that she has known him for years.

The kicker is when they say that if it were to happen, it would have happened already.

Girl child, that man will chew you without blinking. He is holding onto by the thread, waiting for an opportunity.

For every time you have run into his arms because your 'boyfriend' has pissed you off, he has wanted to turn your face up just a little and plant a kiss.

For every time you have run to his house because you need a break from your BF, he has watched you sleep with his stick stiff.

This man wants to lay you so bad but wants nothing to do with you. He has seen the amount of drama you bring to your would-be relationships and knows he would not want to deal with it.

This man is waiting for you to meet someone you love genuinely and eat you and then cut you off gradually.

That best friend has dreamt of all the nasty things he wants to do to you and even had wet dreams about it.

Most pretty women have male best friends. Oh, how those men want to get in there and make love to you.

But this is not one-sided. I know women who keep the men as best friends because they know they cannot have them any other way.

I know that some women want their male friends so bad that they make sure that it doesn't work out every time he finds someone he likes. She makes sure she identifies every fault in his relationship.

But some women have seen all his bullshit, and they are patiently waiting for him to 'grow up' and realize what he has in front of him.

My advice, if you can hold it at friendship for over two years, you are meant to chew each other.

Be warned that although sex has never meant and will never mean that someone loves you, sometimes you just need someone to scratch an itch.

I know you missed me last week, till next week, get the bed sheets wet.

MISS D is a sex therapist and counsellor.